OldColdLady
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dankmemeuniversity:

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posted 1 week ago with 2,733 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bitbats:

bugsoftbinbows:

watersport5:

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ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

BABY BOY

good and cute

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posted 1 year ago with 99,486 notes

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posted 1 year ago with 47,010 notes

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

necromancy? u mean recycling

look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem

posted 1 year ago with 107,432 notes
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tastefullyoffensive:

Training for Spring Break 2038.

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posted 1 year ago with 4,376 notes
littleladyyred:
““First, don’t be afraid of it. It’s just a thing. But know where your finger is all the time, and don’t put it on the trigger, unless you want to hurt somebody.” ”

littleladyyred:

“First, don’t be afraid of it. It’s just a thing. But know where your finger is all the time, and don’t put it on the trigger, unless you want to hurt somebody.”

posted 1 year ago with 5,306 notes
posted 1 year ago with 4,018 notes

devilishcloe:

If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people

posted 1 year ago with 8,455 notes

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posted 3 years ago with 5,874 notes
brownglucose:
“ seahchel:
“ jeankd:
“ astudyinjade:
“ A dick with a future
”
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
”
SIMONE
”
Yes
”

brownglucose:

seahchel:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

SIMONE

Yes

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posted 3 years ago with 503,336 notes
unclefather:
“here’s johnny
”

unclefather:

here’s johnny 

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posted 3 years ago with 20,823 notes

thesaladbar:

heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps

posted 3 years ago with 426,409 notes

wizkhalifornia:

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

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posted 3 years ago with 153,951 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

weloveshortvideos:

When Katara said she only dates avatars……

This vine is a better Avatar movie than The Last Airbender

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posted 3 years ago with 372,261 notes